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Top Ten Christmas Songs That Don’t Suck

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Written by Bucky Manitoba

Tuesday, 18 January 2011 08:48

Face it. Most Christmas music makes you want to beat Santa with the baby Jesus. If you’re stuck somewhere where you have no choice but to listen to Christmas music, see if you can at least bring your own playlist. Here are ten songs to get you started.

10. “Dear Santa” by Sean Morey
9. “Christmas Card From A Hooker In Minneapolis” by Tom Waits
8. The Twisted Sister cover of “Oh Come All Ye Faithful”
7. “Merry Christmas (I Don’t Wanna Fight Tonight)” by The Ramones
6. “Merry Christmas From The Family” by Robert Earl Keen
5. “Christmas In Prison” by John Prine
4. “Dick In A Box” by The Lonely Island featuring Justin Timberlake
3. “Holy Shit! It’s Christmas” by Red Peters & His Hamsters
2. “Christmas With The Devil” by Spinal Tap
1. “A Patrick Swayze Christmas” by the Mystery Science Theater 3000 cast

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