Okay, so I'm in a great mood and was snuggling in bed talking about the next event I want to have, when our burlesque dancers are ready to put on a show. Here are some thoughts, and I welcome yours.

I'm thinking very exclusive and private event, between 50 and 100 people, handpicked by the ladies performing and myself. There are a few different places that I'm sure would either let me have a private room or even let me have the whole place for ourselves that night, that way everyone feels totally comfortable being themselves...and getting a little saucy.

Arrange to have some champagne cocktails, delicious hors dourves catered by a local place, dress it up all classy and shit. ;) Need a stage with good lighting, and a pole, damnit. Nothing trashy - but I want to have an Amatuer Pole Dancing Contest like they did in that movie "Away We Go" - no one has to get unclothed, just a chance for us girls to relive our old "dancing on the bar" stage, being the center of attention and get a little exhibitionist in us out!

Then the main performance, feature shows by experienced and talented burlesque performers - girls with the sass to get on stage who know what they're doing, how to tease and tempt a crowd with a look, a hand gesture, coy smiles - girls who know how to put on a show. I want colored powder and glitter popping through the air, and a breathless audience mesmerized by the scandalous yet tasteful seduction taking place before them with the whisper of silk falling inthe background. Lots of hands on thighs out in the crowd, nuzzling of necks, and maybe an impromptu lap dance with your fella. We appreciate audience participation.

Then everyone goes home and fucks like tigers. Sound good? ;)