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Written by chrystal galloway   
Saturday, 26 June 2010 08:45

Okay, I've been up since 6:30 this morning. I was laying in bed trying to figure out the best way to do the go-go dancing contest, and I think I've got it figured out. I'll have all the girls start in a big group and we'll do it Grease-style - if I slap you on the ass, you're out. Then the top five or six will get a chance to show their stuff on their own! Kickass.

I have a feeling there are going to be some serious complaints tonight, esp when I get up there on the mic and start screaming 'MOTHERFUCKER' into the night. The people who live behind The Star are going to freak out.

And as a new addition - since Ann and I are both recently single - we've decided to raffle off a date with two hottie Bazooka Girls! I think I talked to Ginny and Jessica about it but that was a while back - but I'm pretty sure they'll be down. Can you imagine, being able to pick TWO of us and going out and doing pretty much whatever you wanted? Hells yeah. I'm excited!

A super huge thanks goes out to J Kosher of Electric 96.9 and Roxy from WKYQ's Outlaw Hours for pimping my party last night. Got to hang out with them in the studio and just had a blast. I've have promoted the fuck out of this thing, and I've heard that people are driving in from Carbondale, Madisonville, and Bowling Green to come to it. It's going to be fucking insane.

I found a dress yesterday that ya'll are going to freak over. It's got like a little gingham top that goes to just beneath my boobs (and is cut down to the middle of my chest) and then it's a wide belt with like a pencil skirt - it's insane hot. But, since it's going to be a long night and I'm probably going to be getting wet at some point, I'm taking my comfy little sundress and sandals as well.

As for the after-party - shit, I'm going to be worn out! But if anything, some of the girls are at least going to come back to my place and go skinny-dipping. It's like a tradition. :) Of course, if some hot guys offer to go party at their house, we would probably be down.

Dude, I don't know how better to celebrate my birthday, one-year anniversary, and being single than throwing this insane party. I hope everyone comes out and howls at the moon with me - it'll be a night you won't ever forget!

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