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Written by chrystal galloway   
Tuesday, 22 June 2010 18:39

Someone asked me what a hundred warm girls smelled like, and I said, "A light layer of sweetness - vanilla and orange blossom honey on top, then the hot salty smell of tortilla chips straight out of the oil, and from under warm cotton dresses the smell of baby powder and a tiny hint of a dark musky animal scent that makes the muscles in your stomach clench and the blood thunder in your temples."

 

Reow. I just got myself a little excited.

 
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