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Written by chrystal galloway   
Saturday, 13 February 2010 11:56
I was making my boyfriend a homemade Valentine last night, and my mom comes up, scowling, and says, "God, guys don't give a shit about Valentines." And I said, "They do if there's coupons for blowjobs inside."
 
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