Bella,
 I came across this so called 'magazine' by mistake. I found one lying on a park bench at Noble Park. God only knows how many kids pick up your publication and fill their little minds with the trash you wrote on those pages.

 Just a little F.Y.I-The language you choose to use in your writings show nothing more than the efforts of a feeble mind trying to express itself.
 I take great offense to not only to your choice of words but the pictures you chose as well. I don't believe you have, but if you will, read the Bible. God calls everything you chose to publish an 'ABOMINATION AGAINST GOD'!
 I think it's great you are able to publish your own magazine. Not a lot of people in this world can say they've accomplished what you have. My convictions cannot just let my mouth remain closed. The next issue you publish should be fit for younger eyes to see. No pictures of women in their underwear, no one showing their middle finger,no pictures of queers kissing, and the cursing must stop. If you choose not to listen and continue to publish trash as you've done in this issue, I will do whatever it takes to clean up this mess. Whether it be taking out a full page ad in the Paducah Sun, calling into WPSD to expose this garbage, even if I have to get a petition signed against the filth in your magazine to clean it up, I will take every measure.
 Please, you have no idea how much reproach and what kind of bad name you are giving yourself.

In the twilight of His coming,
David Johnson

p.s. Please feel free to contact me.

Here is my response... 

You know, I was giving you the benefit of the doubt until you started talking about queers, then I realized you are just another one of those hateful hypocritical people that give good Christians a bad name.
 
My magazine is not intended for children, which is why I don't put it out at places like Kroger or Wal-Mart or Chucky Cheese. I do most of my distributions at bars, liquor stores, tattoo parlors, and adult book stores - all places I'm sure you consider an ABOMINATION OF GOD!!!
 
Your threats will not affect the content of my magazine. Sorry to ruin your hopes of destroying the Jezebel, but my magazine falls under the first amendment. You know, freedom of speech? You can publish whatever feelings you want about me, and that also falls under the first amendment. Isn't it wonderful that we live in a free country? Oh, and good luck buying that full page ad, I hear The Sun is pretty expensive. ;) My ads are much cheaper, you can buy one in my paper - full page for three hundred bucks! And you can tell all my readers how awful I am, and how they're going to hell. Especially those icky queers!
 
I have a ton of supporters in this community, good people, some even Christians, who love my magazine, and are thrilled that someone actually has the balls to stand up and be free, to print something that's real and funny and yes, a little racy, because I think that by living in this community we've all had a little too much of that "YOU'RE GOING TO HELL" talk.
 
This paper isn't for you. You have your Bible - read it. Rock with it. That's your thing. You don't have to read my paper. It says on the cover that it's offensive, and it's for us. Not you. Like I said in the Editor's Note of this last issue, I'm glad to finally provide some real entertainment - and yes, well-written prose - for the rest of us who may be bad but are not hatemongers or hypocrites. But it's fair to say, yes, Bazooka is a little something for the sinners.
 
 
Love and sinful pleasure,
 
Bella