Hey guys! Whew, it's been a busy week. Sunday night was Turtle's birthday party, and since it was a special occasion, I decided to give him a little action. Which just happened to be a pocket BJ, complete with vibrating remote! We drank moonshine and had some deer, played the guitar around the fire - all around good time.

If you're looking for some furniture, there's a used bargain store going out of business with some GREAT deals. He's got a vintage 1960's bedroom waterfall suite complete with bed, dresser, and awesome vanity and the whole package is only $100! Call Mark at 217-7212.

 This weekend is Freezor Pop Fest, a benefit concert that's collecting Toys for Tots and canned food for many charities around town. Bazooka is a co-sponsor and will have a booth there selling t-shirts for $10, dog tags with the logo on it for $5, and some great bumper stickers for only $3! We'll have lots of fun stuff for sale, including kisses and back scratches, so come out not only to check out the great music but to buy your friends some Bazooka shit as well! It's Friday (acoustic night) from 5pm -10 pm and Saturday from 5pm - late late late. It's at the old Unga Bunga building at 426 Broadway in downtown Paducah.

 Some of the bands playing Friday are Abby Potts, Anchor in the Valley, Adam Grant and more, and Saturday you have headliners Desperate Measures, Hi Fi Ninja, and the Wish You Weres. All good stuff!

 We're going the cover shoot this Sunday for the Xmas issue, it will be a few hot pinup girls in sexy santa outfits finding a half-naked boy bound and gagged under the tree! I love it!

Okay, fixin to go out and restock the old issue - if you haven't filled out your best of Paducah poll you need to! Muchas Smooches and see you this weekend!