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Written by chrystal galloway   
Monday, 16 November 2009 02:18

Well, things have seriously been just snowballing. And yes, i think that's a term for some disgusting sexual act, but in my case, it just means things are picking up! I just found out from Ronnie McCoy that the singer for the Dead Milkmen wants to do an interview with Bazooka! HOLY SHIT! I say that a lot lately.

Also, the photoshoot for the Win a Date with Bella/Shana McCoy's makeover went really well. She looked HOT, I looked pretty damn smokin myself The only bad thing was Jessica wrecked her car AGAIN! Right in front of us, dude. She side-swiped an ambulance, but thankful our dear friend and local studmuffin Josh was driving. Hey, it saved him a couple hours of restraining all the drunken redneck at Pure COuntry..

 Working my ass off on the new issue, and it's coming along. I've gotten two of the major pieces done, but there's still about 10 stories to write. So if anyone is quick witha keyboard, let me know. Hell, I should be writing the Editor's Note right now, and I did just start it, but I'm so tired and slap-happy at 2am that I dont think I can even think straight.

We have a couple of surprises in this issue, we're going to start running a local comic by James Hornsby - a funny ass local guy who along with his wife does some excellent comic work. They even want to help me with the Bazooka Girl comic!

Okay, eyes are starting to close...I guess I could drink some coffee and makeit out of this slump, but I ahve to be up at 7am to get the boy ready and on the bus, so I'll probably just start fresh tomorrow.

But the OCMS piece is finished, and the Mother Duncan's story is wrapping up nicelly.

Now, just 10 more things to write! Still need a sex in the sticks question, ya'll help me out! BTW, I realized that you can't see the Sex in the Sticks forum unless you register for teh site and sign in. But let me tell ya, it's worth it! You can't go wrong with a good "how to give a great blowjob" article - it's funny, it's sexy enough to get you hard at work, and it will teach the ladies a few things. Of course, I wrote that about 2 years ago, and I've hearned a lot of new tricks since then. May be time for a re-write!

Last Updated on Friday, 20 November 2009 07:26
 
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Oh, you know, play some video games, buy some Def Leppard T-shirts...
Dec 03 2009 16:07:58
The Sex in the Sticks forum will not work it is blank. Even though I am signed in. Help! I want to know about that great blowjob. And you should update with new tricks.
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Re:Oh, you know, play some video games, buy some Def Leppard T-shirts...
Dec 03 2009 18:59:27
Are you clicking on the SitS forum or the category? The article category (middle column menu that says "Article Categories") doesn't have anything in it yet. The Forum is what you're looking for and seems to be working correctly.
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