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Written by chrystal galloway   
Monday, 09 November 2009 09:44

This magazine is focused primarily on nightlife and entertainment, and some of the more off-the-beaten path, oft-overlooked gay, punk rock, snarky, and nerdy side of P-town. So we're going on that premise with the best of Paducah. I'm not doing like, best jazzercise class. Food, booze, bands, sexy stuff, basically shit we're into. I have NO idea what categories to do with the art scene - all I can think of is most pretentious. Artist most likely to get my panties wet - Jeff Spicer. Biggest waste of editorial space - Executive Inn? Burn the fucker down already!

Best schnmoozer! oh, there are so many for that category. And honestly, stuff like Best Poet? Hell, I don't listen to poetry, I don't chill at Paducah Writers Group on Friday nights - but I'll put it in there.

I want to get some basic info from people, for advertising purposes - like occupation, income, number of children, where they find the magazine, what else, guys? I'm not making anyone put a name on there, but I would get a better feel for who is actually paying attention. I have a feeling the crowd is a lot older than most people think!

 So, we need to have all the sex stuff. Best place to see cleavage, best place to fuck in public, best place to cruise for gay men, best glory hole, best place to cougar hunt...man ya'll need to get working! I'm going to post this in gen discussion, too. we need to get some categories.

 

Shit, I'm so late for an appt. Gotta run!

Last Updated on Tuesday, 10 November 2009 09:07
 
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Nov 10 2009 08:12:35
Spicer *is* adorgeous.
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Nov 10 2009 23:43:55
Found some form software that should work for this. Click the "Survey" link on the user menu for a sample (I tried to include at least one each of the types of field/data entry available). Seems to work, but if anyone wants to submit the form just to be sure, let me know. I should be able to make the real thing a little prettier. Now I just need to know what's going on it.
#167
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Nov 11 2009 06:09:20
actually, ginger, his naked picks of muscley men are adorgeous. and steve, I checked it out...looks great! It is usable. I would like there to be a write in at the bottom of each question though, is that possible? and yes, I'm going to work on writing it tonight. I'm getting SOMETHING written tonight, I swear. and not just something about the hot sex I just had, but that might have to be one of them.
#168
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Nov 11 2009 07:01:22
I just think he has pretty eyes, dunno why.
#170
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Nov 11 2009 16:06:35
The write in thing is doable (check the new question on the fake survey).
#172
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Nov 12 2009 04:14:53
Category idea: Best place to quit/get fired from.
#173
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Nov 13 2009 06:40:50
when will this survey be out to take? and where do you pick up a copy? Sounds fun!!!
#177
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Nov 20 2009 05:08:12
Hey Bella Bazzexy! We would like to make your panties wet!! Cum over to Butler's one Sunday night and hang out with us. We just added a singer and would like for you to hear us at a practice/party. We will provide the party favors, u just need to show up. We haven't hung out in so long and I miss it. We would like to see Ann too! I love what u r doing and can't wait to talk to u and hang. Later, D.
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