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Written by chrystal galloway

Tuesday, 03 November 2009 01:39

So, who loves me more? At the top is Joe Queer of The Queers, pretty badass, I must say, and at the bottom is...MY BOOBS! And also my drunk ass face and a smidgen of Evil Presley, my once makeout partner in the back of a van years ago. It's a funny story...for me anyway. But here is your Bella, being skankalicious as usual!

Last Updated on Wednesday, 04 November 2009 06:57

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Bellabazooka

Re:me and two famous dudes.
Nov 03 2009 07:41:57

okay so fuck you can only see evil if you scroll all the way to the right. steve, oh admin, can you fix this shit>

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Ginger

Re:me and two famous dudes.
Nov 03 2009 07:44:24

Cutie number two appears to be sporting guyliner, but since it's Halloween, it's okay.

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Steve

Re:me and two famous dudes.
Nov 03 2009 13:30:57

Fixed. 2 things for next time:

Make sure you've got at least 50 words before the first pic. Otherwise the pic gets included in the "Latest Articles" feed and everything looks all funky (Geocities funky, not Rick James funky).

If you've got a pic that's too wide for the frame, select the image and click on the little picture of the tree in the editor menu. In the popup, click the "Appearance" tab and change the width (second box under "Dimensions") to 400. That'll shrink it down to fit.

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Bellabazooka

Re:me and two famous dudes.
Nov 04 2009 04:43:11

even though you said that slowly, I still will have problems with it.

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Ginger

Re:me and two famous dudes.
Nov 04 2009 05:34:51

POTATO

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Steve

Re:me and two famous dudes.
Nov 04 2009 13:02:26

Bellabazooka wrote:
even though you said that slowly, I still will have problems with it.

or just let me know and I'll fix it.

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