God, it's Monday and I'm still feeling it. The price you pay for being 31 and acting like a teenager. Whew. So anyway, lots happened this weekend! Friday night was Rocky Horror Picture Show, with Zombie Chickens from Outer Space and Teenage Rehab. I got there pretty early, and they had draft beer so of course I went at it. Talked to Cory Greene for a bit - he's single now so of course after I got a little drunk I tried to bite the back of his neck. Sorry Cory! I'm a hussy, I can't help myself. JD Wilkes from Th' Legendary Shack Shakers and the Dirt Daubers was there with his wife Jessica who is sweet as damn pie and I got to talk to them for a while, which I'm still enough of a star struck dork that I'm stoked about lol. Chris Bower and his partner Andrwe Evitts, who do pics at comic cons, were there taking GREAT pics of people, and I got one with Shell and Julie that was awesome. Of course, I wanted to touch up my make-up first and said, "Man, I need to put some lipstick on" and these fucking WASPy bitches were making fun of us, Shell said, and I about had to go punch some bitch in the mouth. But I restrained myself, I am a mother after all. I shouldn't go around punching mouthy bitches in the face. But, the guys all put on a great show - sadly I only had a sitter until 10:30 so it was an early night.

On Halloween, I dressed Bella up as a Rollergirl (number 9 - Ann's number!) and Jack was a mummy and we went to the mall to show Ann and Megan - got pics with the real rollergirls and it was CUTE! Then hooked up with Amy Kilpatrick and Jason Griffith and their kids Kai and Asher, and Brad Miller was there with his little girl and Steve who runs the website was there as a Quilt City Ogre! He was wearing a Dungeons and Dragons shirt, had a staff, a thor Helmet, a 20 sided die, a Mountain Dew, and a bag of Cheetos. I laughed my ASS off. I was like, "I have to get a picture!" He said, "Wait, let me rub some Cheeto dust on my shirt." Holy shit.

 After that I had to get all slutted up for the Independents show. It seems everyone read the article I put in the paper and was like, "Did you really make out with Evil Presley?" lol He was there, and I was looking hot, and we talked to them and got some pictures. I asked him if he remembered me, and he said yeah, but I was so drunk that for the life of me I can't remember the details! JessicaDarling looked SMOKING HOT as usual - but she was dressed as Bettie Page so you can imagine the attention she got. I was just dressed like a harlot, and if anyone asked what I was, I just told them I was easy.

Ginny was pissed because 1) she doesn't like punk music and 2) the boys in the pit were very inconsiderate and tried to knock the $2000 camera out of her hands! Dude, I know pits. Pretty much the whole point is to be an inconsiderate prick - so I always hold my fist out so I can randomly punch dudes that get near me. If I'm wearing spike heels, I hold one out at crotch level. Jeff Bryant, this dude I went to school with, was being especially assholey and just beating the shit out of people who were obviously on the sidelines. Dick.

Anyway, I got super wasted -hey, it was Halloween, my kids were at the sitters for the night - so yeah, I was smashed. I know I hung out with the band after the show, and then Ginny and I headed for 45 Down Under because we thought I had a tab there. Apparently Aaron of Murmur was in a shitty mood and wouldn't give it to me, so we just blew $50 on shots in like, 20 minutes. Some guy was there dressed like Lt. Dangle - sadly I left my camera in Gnny's truck but I know SOMEONE was taking a shitton of pics of us. Probably scandalous ones. I know I had someone's Halloween makeup on my boobs, and vaguely remember posing for pics with all kinds of characters in my cleavage. Oh well!

At the end of the night I called my psuedo-boyfriend from the limo and made him come over, and Tommy Buford came over to hit on Ginny lol. We were doing shots in my kitchen and pissing my brother off who had to be at work at like, 8am. But he's had parties that woke up my kids so I don't feel too bad about it. I woke up the next morning freaking out - I had left my purse somewhere and it had my car keys in it and everything! Thankfully, I got a ride to Ginny's Jeep, picked up the kids, went to Mickey D's and just zombied out for the rest of the day. I wanted to go to Cory's horror movie marathon, but my mom saw me with my makeup still smeared under my eyes and my hair still all "recently fucked" and said, "I don't think you need to be going anywhere." True dat, true dat.

Hell I had a ton of stuff I needed to do today, and was STILL hungover. Damn. I'm not drinking for a while! Of course, I'm sitting here right now on a Monday night at 10pm with JessicaDarling uploading pics from the weekend and drinking Tito's vodka with Mountain Dew - so, so much for that! lol

Hope you all had a great Halloween, and Mother Duncan's is officially open so go check it out! Also, most of the pics from the weekend are up on my Facebook under Bella Bazooka - I'll try to get on here and upload some pics, too. Muchas smooches to all my babies!