Funny how that reminds me of a story that I get paid by the click for:

My Neighbor The Hitman

I'm so broke that I just got MORE student loans... sigh. And Bella, I think I might donate you a black eyeliner seeing as I have an excess of 'em.

JessicaDarling wrote:
I'm so broke that I just got MORE student loans.

Any chance you can get out of those loans? If so, do it and borrow the money from the mob instead. They're much more reasonable.

I have an unopened green mascara with the brush that looks like a dildo that I can contribute. I got it ages ago before I figured out I'm allergic to it, and prefer Rimmel instead.

Ohooohh green mascara! I'll trade you for sparkly red lipstick, which I have more of then I'll ever ever need.
Us girls, and hell guys if they want to, should have one of those trading-stuff parties (I don't remember what people actually call them.) We did it all the time when I was going to U of L, cause we're broke and stuff. Basically you and whoever else you can get in on it just get together all the shit you don't want like clothes, toys, makeup (not used I'm assuming), books, hell anything you can think of and put it all in a big 'ol pile in the middle of the room and just pick through it.
There would need to be like some sort of quota, like you can only take so much stuff based on how much you bring. But it's always lots of fun, and I actually got a bunch of shirts that I wear all the time now doing this. I got a really nice chair once, too. For free! I mean I guess not exactly free, but all I had to do was donate a bunch of stuff I wasn't using/wearing anymore. Way better than a yard sale if you ask me.
We did it in the hallway of my dorm practically once a month, and we spent a LOT less money on shit thata way.

I think a makeup version of that would be FABULOUS! Yes, you need to hook me up with eyeliner and some of that red sparkly lipstick!

A swap-meet would be tons of fun, especially if noms and booze were included.

I know if it involves Bella there'll be booze, and she does make some kick ass cupcakes, heck, I'll make brownies if yall want! It'll be a good old time.

I can't cook for shit, but I have a ton of fugly costume jewelry, clothes I'm too chickenshit to wear, and stuff like that to contribute!

I think this should definitely become an event!! I would love to participate.. I have tons and tons of make-up because I love it, and buy things sometimes that aren't exactly the right color and what not.. Plus, I have tons of hair products and nail products that i get cheap at the supply house for my cosmo. discount.. Bella, I would totally fix you up! When you come get your pedicure next, I'll hook you up!!!

It would definitely be way more fun than a yard sale, cons there being getting up at crack-thirty to negotiate with disapproving old bags over fifty-cent stuff.