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I am...the Ebola Monkey.

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Written by chrystal galloway

Wednesday, 28 October 2009 23:15

The baby just woke up crying and her voice is hoarse, and now my throat is hurting. We are getting sick, right before halloween! Shit. The show must go on. I will def be at Sanctuary on Saturday, below is a link to the headlining band, The Independents, playing an Elvis cover on You Tube. They rock pretty hard. Also, just noticed that the blood I was chomping on during Zombie Walk says "Do not put in mouth." No wonder my lips went numb. Also, great quote from ZW - Jack was running ahead of me on the sidewalk, and I was like, "Jack! There are cars everywhere, you'll get run over! Get back here and hold my hand!" and I looked down at my gore-covered hand as I said it, and said laughing, "My STICKY, BLOODY HAND!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byb0NXT2sRc

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