Whew. This weekend kicked my ASS! Just got home from The Queers show...well, I did drop by my man's and screw him silly first but after that I came straight home. Dude, I am not too old to be getting in the pit at shows! Well, it might have been the large amounts of vodka I drank - but I was sweating and shaking my ass and elbowing people in the face - it was great! And, Joe Queer read my article that I wrote about him and told me he loved it! I have a pic from the show if me and him, but damn if my camera isn't fucking acting up again, piece of shit. I'll have to get JessicaDarling to do it.

Speaking of my faithful sidekick, we had our first cheerleading experience last night at the Derby bout - and we didn't fuck up too bad! Well, we fucked up a little - we had made a poster for the girls to bust through, and we put it across the track and they all skated around it, because no one wanted to be the first to go through. So yeah, we looked like dumbasses. But the halftime show was what had me so nervous, we had to get out there and do our little routine. Thank god most of the crowd was outside smoking and taking shots. But - lots of people came up to us after the show and said we did a great job!

Sadly, we couldn't get into Fat Moe's because they were over capacity - I was like, DUDE - we ARE the after party! But we went to KC"s (in our corsets and fuzzy robes because we were dressed for the pajama party) and I had to about beat some ass. Some guy, apparently to let me know he admired my ample cleavage, threw a nickel on my boobs and it stuck. Number One, my boobs are worth way more than a ncikel. Appreciation starts at twenty bucks, at least. Number Two, I punched him repeatedly in the ribs, so that felt good.

Okay, I'm a little drunk and pit worn and well fucked, so I'll step off now. But thank everyone so much for coming here and checking it out - I promise it will only get better!