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To Whore or Not to Whore? 2 Years, 6 Months ago Karma: 0
Do you fuck him if he has a girlfriend? I know the standard answer....NO! What about sisterhood, girl power? It's easy to say that if you're not the one with a dripping cunt. I'm a sucker for a man with a guitar. I fucked him before, 20 years ago, and it was so goddamn hot. It must be pheromones. We had a long term affair. I was 18 with a fake ID, he was so gorgeous, and I didn't care who got hurt. I thought I was different now. I've been the victim, been cheated on. It feels like a hot knife through the heart. I shouldn't do it, but I really don't think I can't. Like a dog returning to its vomit............here I go again. Should I? WOuld you?
 
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Re:To Whore or Not to Whore? 2 Years, 5 Months ago Karma: 0
Well, technically it'd be slut, unless you're getting compensated for the transaction.

It might have been awhile, but some people never change. Not hatin', just sayin'- but on the other hand, if you have, what was scorching back then might be "meh" now. Not so sure the whole vomit metaphor is exactly erotic, but I guess it *is* hot and slippery- no, still- ew.

If your vag is dripping that bad, you might consider a doctor's visit. In this day and age, we have to be careful to prevent more than just babies, bitchin' guitar or no.

Bottom line boils down to this- he's taken, and you want him. If he cheats with you, you're both "at fault", and it's up to both of you (separately or together) to live with that. Do you really want that kind of brand on your forehead when you walk into a place full of people you know? Do you really want to hurt somebody as bad as you say you've been hurt just for a hard dick? On the other hand, if the girlfriend somehow deserves it, bang him like Cracker Barrel's front door on Black Friday.

Are you looking for a quick fix, or something more real? If you're looking for the latter, do you really want to fall for someone who cheats, even if it's with you? What's to stop him from doing it with someone else later on? Know your expectations, terms, and rules of engagement, and stick to them, IMO.

I gotta admit though- some of them just have that magnetism that makes all of their infractions seem less severe somehow.

Part of the fun of it's that "ooh, naughty" thrill, I guess, but really- I can think of more rewarding scenarios than inviting someone to cheat with me, even if it really hurts to see them with someone else.

I'd think the 'sisterhood' answer would be 'get you some yet harm ye none' or somesuch, but the girl power answer would definitely be "Use the Force Wisely"... Girl Power is NOT about the payoff on your Kegel exercises- it's about using the power that women have with care.

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Not to be taken seriously. Provided by a bored typist as a flip-side to the "Hell yeah! Bon Jovi! Get some Cock! Woooo!" demographic, while hopefully not being very Church Lady With Tons of Cats Lame Chick.

Just curious though- how long *was* the "Long-term" affair?

I just wonder if the same people who don't think anything of cheating would also knock shoplifters, people on their neighbor's pirated Wi-Fi, selling your Lortabs, hiding a rubber full of bought piss between your tits to pass a Wal-Mart drug screen, meaning "where's the line?" I guess I should probably get back to ebay now and not philosophize quite so much on things that are none of my busines, Lol.
 
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