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Written by chrystal galloway   
Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:38


    Dea Riley, the woman who Independent candidate Gatewood Galbraith has chosen to be his Lieutenant Governor in his bid for the 2011 Kentucky Governor’s election, first really caught my eye shortly after the Tim “Curbstomper” Proffit scandal.
    Proffit sent her a Facebook message defending his physical attack on a woman at a Rand Paul/Jack Conway debate, where he not only held a woman down by putting his foot on her back but also kicked her in the head with his boot. He claimed he was within his rights and wanted Riley to know “his side of the story,” and to let her know that he still wanted to support her campaign. The full letter and her response can be found online, but one thing Riley said that made her my new hero was this little gem right here:
     “On a personal note, if you had kicked me you would have been faced with a far different reaction than the submissive and refrained demeanor of Ms. Valle. I would have done all I could do to beat your ass into the ground with everything I had in me. Guarantee it. I'm afraid I stand with Ms. Valle and wish I had been there to defend her - which is what I would have done and am doing now.”
    The more research I did on her, the more impressed I became, and she graciously agreed to an interview with Bazooka last December. Since then, we have kept in touch. During the devastating flood that hit our region this past April, Riley noticed that I was posting 22 hours a day, begging for help with evacuation and reflief efforts.
    She sent me a message that said if I needing anything, just ask; that she may be far away, but she had a powerful phone voice and a lot of phone numbers. I told her for the time being, I was working well with emergency response and local leaders.
    Then, after a comment made by a certain head honcho about not needing “Bella and her big tits” in their command center and a few other petty and ridiculous squabbles, regardless of the fact that I had over 200 volunteers willing to sandbag in the rain at 9 o’clock on a Sunday evening, I was told that my help was no longer needed.
    That’s when I called Dea. It was a Sunday night, right after things really went to hell. I had people calling me telling me that their house had flooded under five feet of water overnight and their 5-year-old daughter had only a Barbie to her name. The sandbag walls were crumbling everywhere, and the majority of Paducah still didn’t realize that a quarter of their population was under water because the mayor and the media sure as hell weren’t telling them.
    She let me rant and rave and cry out of pure hopelessness and exhaustion for probably half an hour - and then she got on it. Within the hour, she had the state head of volunteer coordination for Emergency Services calling me, on a Sunday night, asking me what was going on, because no one at the state level had heard a peep of the screams for help by the poorest of our community, because our local leaders hadn’t bothered calling them. They said that they only had the barest of ideas of what was going on by monitoring our Facebook traffic.
    For the next two weeks, Dea had my back. She got me in touch with several people who had been through similar experiences and were able to tell me how best to help the hundreds of people calling me. She made sure I talked to people who really knew how to deal with FEMA so I could share it with people on Facebook. I was able to give the state disaster people first hand accounts and information directly from the trenches that helped them gather what they needed to get us declared a disaster area.
   I would not have been able to do what I did during the flood without her help.  And she didn’t do it because she was running for office, she did it because she cared, and she could tell I cared.
  Now, she is coming to Fancy Farm with Gatewood Galbraith on Saturday, August 6th, to rally for their campaign, and you’ll be able to see firsthand what an amazing woman she is. Add her on Facebook, and not only will she keep you informed of some of the most important issues going on in our state, country, and the world, you can also see pics of her hunting, fishing, and holding a big ass gun, because she is tough as nails like that.
   She will be the guest speaker at Bazooka’s First Ever Real Swap Meet on Sunday, August 7th, at 3 p.m. at Aaron’s Leasing and Sales in Paducah. I hope you can come out and get to meet her, and I am personally going to give her a hug.
   Not only is she caring, passionate, tough, and resourceful - she’s smart as hell, too. I almost didn’t compare her to Sarah Palin on the cover, because it’s beyond ridiculous how much more of a asset to public service she is.
   Here are some excerpts from an interview we did last Decemeber, so you can get an idea yourself of what an amazing person she is...

     Bazooka: You are a 10th generation Kentuckian, but you spent some time in Utah where you did so much for the area by promoting the Park City and Wasatch Mountain resorts and ultimately helped pull off the 2002 Winter Olympics by being on their organizing committee, and had a very successful career in marketing. What made you decide to get into public service?

     Riley: I didn’t have a traditional path into politics. I wasn’t the aggressive law student who sought to influence through the application of law. I was driven by service and circumstance. I never aspired to be an attorney. Many would--and still do--recommend I attend law school, but that is mainly due to my knowledge of the law, not my desire to propagate it. I was involved in the economic development of not only an industry but also a region and realized through my endeavors that marketing programs that include a solid community relations program are always the most successful. I became an expert at creating a bridge between private and public sector endeavors to further the economic goals of each specific project. This was my first introduction into the governmental process, and frankly those of us trained from the private sector were far more effective. Why? Because we are result-oriented and take a “return of investment” approach to every dollar expended. I jokingly explain the difference between economic developers and marketing directors is that marketers are actually expected to get successful results. I became more closely involved in Kentucky politics upon my return home, when I saw the socio-economic despair gripping my beloved state. I sought to make a difference, but was stifled due to corruption in government; so I decided that if I could market to the world, then surely I could market a worthy candidate. And I did so. I never really considered myself a “political strategist” or even “political consultant”--I was utilizing my marketing skills to help worthy candidates get elected. I did so hoping it would serve as enough of an introduction to the process that I could accomplish my economic agenda, but inevitably I was forced into candidacy to actually accomplish my goal.  I eventually met Gatewood Galbraith and that is when politics took me towards candidacy rather than management.  

     B: How did you meet Gatewood, and what was it about him that made you tie your wagon to him, so to speak? 

    Riley: “Tie my wagon” is a fair statement in this endeavor. As you already know, I was desperately seeking a venue by which to effect economic change in Kentucky: butting heads with the corrupt powers that be; those who stifled our progress, those who paid off their friends and families with jobs, grants or other state monies in exchange for support. I had already championed many efforts such as Timber Theft in Appalachia and was gaining world attention for my effort; I had elected several candidates; I was publicly speaking about resort development; but it just wasn’t enough. It is so difficult to come home and toot your own horn or even make mention of your accomplishments without sounding like a braggart--especially when your success was derived in an industry in which most Kentuckians have NO idea how to gauge the relevance of your success – such as the snow industry and all its various components of development, tourism, recreation, branding, etc. There was one man who I noted “got it right,” and that man was Gatewood Galbraith. 
     First and foremost he possesses the intellect necessary to lead.  He is a man of the people and his goals in aspiring to the role of Governor are firmly rooted in his desire to serve – just like me. I had met a kindred soul whose heart and actions were in the right place: to restore the people’s agenda to the process of government, which is the key to restoring Kentucky to prosperity. Initially I had no desire to run for office, but the more I learned the more I became attracted to the idea, if only the focus remained on doing what was right for Kentucky. I know many politicians and certainly Gatewood was not the only politician who discussed a potential run, but Gatewood was the ONLY politician I knew who had discussed this subject that I felt was honest. Gatewood has worked longer; harder and more tirelessly for your vote than any other politician in the history of Kentucky, and no politician deserves your vote more than he. He is a Constitutional scholar, the state’s leading criminal defense attorney and a man of the people. That’s the kind of man anyone should “hitch their wagon” to. 

     B: I know that, as a mother, women's and children's issues are very dear to you. What do you see as some of the biggest threats to this population and how can we fix them? 
     Riley: You’re correct. Those issues that most affect women and children are and will remain a key focus for me, not only because I am a women and mother, but because women represent half of  our population, and if half of any population lags behind in education, earnings, health, and adequate representation, then we are failing to serve half of our overall populace. That is a prescription for failure. Most important for me is to recruit women to take on integral leadership roles in the process of government to ensure equitable representation. Did you know I am the ONLY woman running? That says it all. I am a mother and businesswomen; a workingwomen who understands the demands of balancing career and home. I represent a real demographic and, although I acknowledge I won’t agree with every woman on every issue, I guarantee I can relate far more so than my male counterparts. I will make a concerted effort to ensure women are heralded as equal contributors to the process, assure that they are provided equal opportunity and input in all relevant discussion, and I will ALWAYS keep at the forefront to specifically represent a woman’s perspective. I hope to place a greater emphasis on the Commission of Women in Kentucky and provide a more specific direction in which to accomplish improving the status of women and children, specifically in the areas of economic opportunity, education, political involvement and health. Women will know they are a valued priority in a Gatewood and Riley administration.  One more noteworthy fact: Gatewood is the only gubernatorial candidate who chose a women as his running mate, so I think he deserves due credit for that fact.  That shows his commitment to the progress of Kentucky women. 

     B: Both you and Gatewood are environmentally conscious. It seems like Kentucky, especially Western Kentucky, is awash in harmful chemicals and toxins, but the plants employ so many and have so much clout politically that it isn’t addressed. Is there any way some of the damage can be repaired, and what alternatives for jobs and energy does your campaign propose?
     Riley: One of the cornerstones of this campaign is economic development that includes an emphasis on bio-industrial development ideally suited to be accomplished specifically in the westernmost part of our state. Environmental consciousness and thriving industry do not present contradictory goals, but rather are intended to work in harmony and can easily serve as environmental stewards rather than the other way around. Currently there exists a gross lack of oversight and follow-through, coupled with poor leadership. Energy development is another important issue, as well as putting those natural resources to work for us.  Hemp production stands out as key in our bio-industry program, but it is not limited to hemp. I am a T. Boone Pickens Kentucky State Pickens Plan Leader as well.   

     B: Some feel that Independent candidates are a risk, because they split the vote of the party they most identify with and the really bad guys end up winning. What do you think? 
     Riley: Historically that may be the case, but Independents now represent the largest and fastest increasing registration. Many people are disillusioned by their party and feel it no longer adequately represents their views. Independents are now the most relevant voting block and candidates cannot achieve election without them. I’ve always thought most people vote for the Man or Woman regardless of their registration at any rate, but few candidates have run as Independents until now. Our current national crisis is driving people towards no party affiliation or Independent registration, and recent election outcomes support these facts. 

     B: Gatewood has at some points identified with the Tea Party movement. Can you share your feelings about it?
     Riley: As an Independent, I have the luxury of maintaining and holding dear the best of all parties. The Tea Party as it was originally established is filled with good ideas, such as fiscal accountability, inclusion of those who have traditionally been excluded from the process of government, restoring the people’s agenda via a grass roots effort to government--all of which are good things in concept. The Tea Party has now evolved to become a mechanism of the Republican Party lead by a cable news network and a host of entertaining personalities. The Tea Party has dampened its credibility among voters due to this fact. Although the Tea Party boasts the words of our founding fathers, they lack comparable leadership in their modern day endeavor. The founding fathers opposed taxation without representation; they accomplished equality for all men; created a new form of government; and established a new country. They established taxes to afford the war against England, too. 

     B: What is the most idiotic phrase you hear in Frankfort all the time?
     Riley: Change – when presented by those who have been repeatedly elected to office on and into numerous positions knowing they are the problem, but who utilize this word to somehow mislead the voter. 
     B: Dea, thank you so much for taking the time out of your busy schedule to share your views with us, and we’re looking forward to talking to you some more.
     Riley: Bella, don’t concern yourself with my time – this is important for the people of Kentucky not only to get to know me, but also to talk about the real issues at hand.  Political leaders have for too long treated the public as though they are dumb by spending millions on negative ads and creating nice little slogans and signs.  It’s time we bring intellect back into the election process and long overdue that  we include the constituency in the conversations no matter how hard or revealing they may be. I’m happy to spend my time on this if I think it will help motivate even one person to get involved. Together we can restore Kentucky to Prosperity…and only together.

 
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Written by chrystal galloway   
Wednesday, 27 July 2011 01:03

Scandal In Paducah

a brief history of the oldest profession in a town that refuses to acknowledge it even today....

by Bella

     Every little town has its secrets. For as much as

the leaders of Paducah have spent the last 50

years trying to portray our town as a quaint,

conservative yet progressive city that enjoys being

the buckle of the Bible Belt, what they don’t tell you

is that in the early part of the 20th century, there were

rumored to be over 350 prostitutes in the city limits

of Paducah alone.

     After the Civil War, Paducah became a roaring

river town, notorious for its wide open status, and

popular with conventioneers, soldiers, steamboat

crews, and all manner of gamblers and hustlers looking

for a little naughtiness. In the beginning, there

were not so much brothels as bars that had rooms for

rent over the bar. In these rooms of assignation, a

man would actually just pay for a room, and then a

lady would come up and “turn down his bed.” Now,

if he and the lady got a little friendly, that was their

business. One bar at the time was famous for passing

out coins made of metal or wood that were good for

“one whiskey and one lady for one night.” These

rooms in the houses of hospitality were rented by the

half-hour, the hour, and four hours, with rooms so

small that all they could hold was a twin bed and a

nightstand. Well you have to set your beer somewhere.

     The next time you’re downtown, say strolling

down Market Street, check out the little building on

the corner of 2nd and Kentucky. At one point it was a

bridal shop, and the old timers remember it as the old

Marshall’s building. If you look up to the second

floor, you’ll notice that the windows are spaced very

close together. That’s because there was a law that the

lascivious ladies couldn’t be rubbing elbows with the

decent folk on the street, so they had to wave men

down from the upstairs rooms. And if you’ll look at

the metal gutter in the street, placed there by the old

Hoe Supply Company of Paducah, you’ll find something

interesting. They couldn’t fit the whole business

name on there, so it just says “Hoe of Ky.” One local

historian who used to do Civil War walking tours

would say, “Now, just pronounce it in a heavy southern

accent, and it sounds like a genteel lady saying

“Whore of Kentucky.” So though there’s no absolute

proof that it used to be a house of hospitality, it sure

does have the label.

     The newspapers of the day delighted on reporting

of the scandalous doings of these fallen angels. A trip

into the archives and special collections room at the Paducah

 Public Library offered several stories such as

this fight between two local ladies in 1885. “Minnie

Gillette, a young female of extraordinary indiscretion,

who resides at the palatial residence of Fannie Hart,

got mischief in her head last night and went to the

‘summer resort’ of Mrs. Seitz, where the gay and festive

Ella Brown resided. Gillette, learning that Brown

had been interfering with her domestic relations, proceeded

at once to interview Brown. The explanation

of Brown not being entirely satisfactory, Gillette

picked up a bottle of beer and struck her over the eye,

near the temple, making an ugly gash.”

     Also in the news quite often were Sandy Jenkins

and his gaming house, located in the old Louisville

Hotel on the riverfront, and the ladies that frequented

there. From the Daily News: “Sallie McKee, Lucy

Hawkins, Ella Evans, and Martha Jones are a crowd

of young Negro prostitutes who hang around the old

Louisville Hotel on the wharf, when they are not in

the “Blue Eagle” partaking of the hospitality of Mc-

Cracken County. It is only a day or two since a part of

this same gang were released from the jail, and they

immediately proceeded to celebrate the regaining of

their liberty by getting into a big fight, in which they

pummeled each other with whatever they got their

hands on, accompanying their blows with language so

foul that it would make a hog leave his wallow and

run to the river and drown himself.” 

     The Daily News went on to lament “The News,

in the name of the taxpayers

of both the city and county, protests against the

maintenance of these wretched creatures in indolence

at the jail. They should be made to work out there

fines on the streets.” I thought that was what got them

in trouble in the first place.

     Paducah didn’t have one particular section of town

reserved for such activities, like Storyville in New Orleans,

but many of the institutions were located

around the riverfront and Court Street, which is now

Kentucky Avenue. In fact Maiden Alley reportedly

got its name from the cribs of young working ladies

in the second floors of these buildings. A group of religious

reformers claimed in 1903 that there were

over 350 prostitutes in Paducah, and that the lascivious

ladies had “caught” over 90 percent of the young

men in the area.

In 1900, The Paducah Sun listed seven known

houses of ill-repute, including the houses of Minnie

Woods, on Burnett Street, who the Sun claims “keeps

a resort second to none, and is an old offender. Helen

Westlake who resides at the corner of Fifth and Trimble

(now Park Avenue) is...well known to our police

for every night the house is visited by drunken men

and women, and the neighbors are kept awake by

their noise.”

     One of the museums in town has a pump organ

that was supposedly donated by a woman of the time

who would accept chattel goods in return for her services.

She considered herself a lady of favor, and it was

beneath her dignity and pride to accept the usual exchange

of money for her services. She had gentlemen

friends, and in return for her affections, if she needed

a new parlor lamp or wall hanging, they would buy

her what she needed. The pump organ was given to

her by a Jewish gentleman who greatly appreciated

her hospitality.

     There are also a few mysterious references in the

old papers, such as a raid reported by The Paducah

Daily News in 1883 of the “Frenchtown Nymphs”,

with fines of $25 to $40 handed out to the ladies.

Frenchtown was settled in 1836 and the boundaries

were Martin Luther King on the north, Monroe on the

south, 12th on the east, and Harahan on the west.

There was also a mention of the “Gash” district in

John E.L. Robertson’s The Story of Paducah, which

has many of these interesting tales, and is a great read

even if you’re not just looking for dirty stories.

From after the Civil War until the early 1900’s,

these houses operated pretty much with impunity. The

leaders and law of the town claimed that the houses

were a good source of information, and that the

madams had warned them many a time when a notorious

criminal came to town. At one point to please

the more genteel of the town, the houses were forbidden

from having their red lamps hanging outside and

playing pianos on the porches. Now, of course, there

were religious factions who would cause a stir every

now and then, and finally got the institution shut

down, at least to the public eye, around 1913.

But these things never disappear...they simply go

underground.

     Once things had died down, for years

there was a brothel at 808 Washington Street. This

went on through the 30’s, 40’s and 50’s. They said that

the schoolboys used to walk by on their way home

from Walter Jetton school and snicker and point and

elbow each other in the ribs. Of course the ladies were

asleep in the daytime, so it’s not like they got a show.

The cook used to pay the young boys a dollar to mow

the lawn, and would invite them back into the kitchen

for a cookie if they did a good job.

     Many have said that the madam of one

particular institution always dressed and

acted like a real lady. There is a story that

she went to a local church, and brought them

a donation of ten thousand dollars. The man

was very grateful, until she said that she

wanted to start attending the church. He

said, “Oh, I’m sorry Ma’m, we just can’t

have that.” So she took the check out of his

hand and said, “Well, I’m sure I can find

someone who needs this more, then.”

     Now of course a lot of this is speculation,

and rumor, they didn’t keep many

records of this sort of thing back then. It simply was

not spoken of in polite company. There used to be a

so-called “Bastard Book” at the courthouse that

recorded all the illegitimate births, many from the

girls in these houses, but some people felt like history

needed to be cleaned up a bit and it was stolen, lost to

history. Lord forbid one of our illustrious residents

found out they had a bastard in the family.

As recently as 10 years ago, this particular dirty

little secret caused quite the scandal in town. Many

of our new residents don’t know the story about

Miz Mary and her girls, and the former city leaders

who tried to extort free sex from said ladies in the

house of ill-repute on South 3rd street. Rumor had it

that Mary was brought here by the some of the

town’s more powerful men in the 1960’s, and girls

were hustled through a circuit run by the Dixie

Mafia, so that the customers had new faces now and

then. Honestly, not only is it hard to find many facts

behind this story, but many of those facts we will

not print because we don’t want to start getting excessive

amounts of speeding tickets or have our

family pets go missing. But one rumor about the

former den in inequity is that once the scandal died

down and the house was sold, the new owners

found a closet inside that was linked to some of the

bedrooms with recording devices. Now that’s what I

call a life insurance policy.

*Bazooka would like to thank the many local historians

and others who contributed to this article, who

for obvious reasons, wish to remain anonymous...

 

 
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Written by chrystal galloway   
Wednesday, 27 July 2011 01:02

Scandal In Paducah

a brief history of the oldest profession in a town that refuses to acknowledge it even today....

by Bella

     Every little town has its secrets. For as much as

the leaders of Paducah have spent the last 50

years trying to portray our town as a quaint,

conservative yet progressive city that enjoys being

the buckle of the Bible Belt, what they don’t tell you

is that in the early part of the 20th century, there were

rumored to be over 350 prostitutes in the city limits

of Paducah alone.

     After the Civil War, Paducah became a roaring

river town, notorious for its wide open status, and

popular with conventioneers, soldiers, steamboat

crews, and all manner of gamblers and hustlers looking

for a little naughtiness. In the beginning, there

were not so much brothels as bars that had rooms for

rent over the bar. In these rooms of assignation, a

man would actually just pay for a room, and then a

lady would come up and “turn down his bed.” Now,

if he and the lady got a little friendly, that was their

business. One bar at the time was famous for passing

out coins made of metal or wood that were good for

“one whiskey and one lady for one night.” These

rooms in the houses of hospitality were rented by the

half-hour, the hour, and four hours, with rooms so

small that all they could hold was a twin bed and a

nightstand. Well you have to set your beer somewhere.

     The next time you’re downtown, say strolling

down Market Street, check out the little building on

the corner of 2nd and Kentucky. At one point it was a

bridal shop, and the old timers remember it as the old

Marshall’s building. If you look up to the second

floor, you’ll notice that the windows are spaced very

close together. That’s because there was a law that the

lascivious ladies couldn’t be rubbing elbows with the

decent folk on the street, so they had to wave men

down from the upstairs rooms. And if you’ll look at

the metal gutter in the street, placed there by the old

Hoe Supply Company of Paducah, you’ll find something

interesting. They couldn’t fit the whole business

name on there, so it just says “Hoe of Ky.” One local

historian who used to do Civil War walking tours

would say, “Now, just pronounce it in a heavy southern

accent, and it sounds like a genteel lady saying

“Whore of Kentucky.” So though there’s no absolute

proof that it used to be a house of hospitality, it sure

does have the label.

     The newspapers of the day delighted on reporting

of the scandalous doings of these fallen angels. A trip

into the archives and special collections room at the Paducah

 Public Library offered several stories such as

this fight between two local ladies in 1885. “Minnie

Gillette, a young female of extraordinary indiscretion,

who resides at the palatial residence of Fannie Hart,

got mischief in her head last night and went to the

‘summer resort’ of Mrs. Seitz, where the gay and festive

Ella Brown resided. Gillette, learning that Brown

had been interfering with her domestic relations, proceeded

at once to interview Brown. The explanation

of Brown not being entirely satisfactory, Gillette

picked up a bottle of beer and struck her over the eye,

near the temple, making an ugly gash.”

     Also in the news quite often were Sandy Jenkins

and his gaming house, located in the old Louisville

Hotel on the riverfront, and the ladies that frequented

there. From the Daily News: “Sallie McKee, Lucy

Hawkins, Ella Evans, and Martha Jones are a crowd

of young Negro prostitutes who hang around the old

Louisville Hotel on the wharf, when they are not in

the “Blue Eagle” partaking of the hospitality of Mc-

Cracken County. It is only a day or two since a part of

this same gang were released from the jail, and they

immediately proceeded to celebrate the regaining of

their liberty by getting into a big fight, in which they

pummeled each other with whatever they got their

hands on, accompanying their blows with language so

foul that it would make a hog leave his wallow and

run to the river and drown himself.” 

     The Daily News went on to lament “The News,

in the name of the taxpayers

of both the city and county, protests against the

maintenance of these wretched creatures in indolence

at the jail. They should be made to work out there

fines on the streets.” I thought that was what got them

in trouble in the first place.

     Paducah didn’t have one particular section of town

reserved for such activities, like Storyville in New Orleans,

but many of the institutions were located

around the riverfront and Court Street, which is now

Kentucky Avenue. In fact Maiden Alley reportedly

got its name from the cribs of young working ladies

in the second floors of these buildings. A group of religious

reformers claimed in 1903 that there were

over 350 prostitutes in Paducah, and that the lascivious

ladies had “caught” over 90 percent of the young

men in the area.

In 1900, The Paducah Sun listed seven known

houses of ill-repute, including the houses of Minnie

Woods, on Burnett Street, who the Sun claims “keeps

a resort second to none, and is an old offender. Helen

Westlake who resides at the corner of Fifth and Trimble

(now Park Avenue) is...well known to our police

for every night the house is visited by drunken men

and women, and the neighbors are kept awake by

their noise.”

     One of the museums in town has a pump organ

that was supposedly donated by a woman of the time

who would accept chattel goods in return for her services.

She considered herself a lady of favor, and it was

beneath her dignity and pride to accept the usual exchange

of money for her services. She had gentlemen

friends, and in return for her affections, if she needed

a new parlor lamp or wall hanging, they would buy

her what she needed. The pump organ was given to

her by a Jewish gentleman who greatly appreciated

her hospitality.

     There are also a few mysterious references in the

old papers, such as a raid reported by The Paducah

Daily News in 1883 of the “Frenchtown Nymphs”,

with fines of $25 to $40 handed out to the ladies.

Frenchtown was settled in 1836 and the boundaries

were Martin Luther King on the north, Monroe on the

south, 12th on the east, and Harahan on the west.

There was also a mention of the “Gash” district in

John E.L. Robertson’s The Story of Paducah, which

has many of these interesting tales, and is a great read

even if you’re not just looking for dirty stories.

From after the Civil War until the early 1900’s,

these houses operated pretty much with impunity. The

leaders and law of the town claimed that the houses

were a good source of information, and that the

madams had warned them many a time when a notorious

criminal came to town. At one point to please

the more genteel of the town, the houses were forbidden

from having their red lamps hanging outside and

playing pianos on the porches. Now, of course, there

were religious factions who would cause a stir every

now and then, and finally got the institution shut

down, at least to the public eye, around 1913.

But these things never disappear...they simply go

underground.

     Once things had died down, for years

there was a brothel at 808 Washington Street. This

went on through the 30’s, 40’s and 50’s. They said that

the schoolboys used to walk by on their way home

from Walter Jetton school and snicker and point and

elbow each other in the ribs. Of course the ladies were

asleep in the daytime, so it’s not like they got a show.

The cook used to pay the young boys a dollar to mow

the lawn, and would invite them back into the kitchen

for a cookie if they did a good job.

     Many have said that the madam of one

particular institution always dressed and

acted like a real lady. There is a story that

she went to a local church, and brought them

a donation of ten thousand dollars. The man

was very grateful, until she said that she

wanted to start attending the church. He

said, “Oh, I’m sorry Ma’m, we just can’t

have that.” So she took the check out of his

hand and said, “Well, I’m sure I can find

someone who needs this more, then.”

     Now of course a lot of this is speculation,

and rumor, they didn’t keep many

records of this sort of thing back then. It simply was

not spoken of in polite company. There used to be a

so-called “Bastard Book” at the courthouse that

recorded all the illegitimate births, many from the

girls in these houses, but some people felt like history

needed to be cleaned up a bit and it was stolen, lost to

history. Lord forbid one of our illustrious residents

found out they had a bastard in the family.

As recently as 10 years ago, this particular dirty

little secret caused quite the scandal in town. Many

of our new residents don’t know the story about

Miz Mary and her girls, and the former city leaders

who tried to extort free sex from said ladies in the

house of ill-repute on South 3rd street. Rumor had it

that Mary was brought here by the some of the

town’s more powerful men in the 1960’s, and girls

were hustled through a circuit run by the Dixie

Mafia, so that the customers had new faces now and

then. Honestly, not only is it hard to find many facts

behind this story, but many of those facts we will

not print because we don’t want to start getting excessive

amounts of speeding tickets or have our

family pets go missing. But one rumor about the

former den in inequity is that once the scandal died

down and the house was sold, the new owners

found a closet inside that was linked to some of the

bedrooms with recording devices. Now that’s what I

call a life insurance policy.

*Bazooka would like to thank the many local historians

and others who contributed to this article, who

for obvious reasons, wish to remain anonymous...

 

 
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Written by Hunter S. Zevon   
Thursday, 30 June 2011 07:47

When the Army Corps of Engineers announced that they might bust the Birds Point levee to help relieve pressure on the flood walls of Cairo, Illinois, a lot of people complained. While there were some legitimate arguments against the plan--the possibility that it wouldn’t really do any good, questions about whether it would set off an earthquake, and the fact that ACoE’s plans don’t have a great track record for working out as expected, for example. Of course, most people didn’t go with these arguments. Instead, most people went with the same “Cairo is a shithole” argument that got Missouri House Speaker Steven Tilley into trouble. The argument basically went that the few hundred farmers in Birds Point (always presented as all-American family farmers, despite the fact that most of the land there is owned by corporate farms or long-time farming families, the current heirs of which rarely use tractors for anything other than photo ops) were more valuable than the few thousand poor people in Cairo who had let their city turn into such a shithole. A common sentiment was “Cairo can rebuild; the people of Birds Point will lose their homes,” which suggests that the people of Cairo are merely squatters who can’t possibly possess (or at least aren’t entitled to) the same sense of place as their counterparts on the other side of the river.

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The New Paducah: Geek Edition PDF Print E-mail
Written by Bucky Manitoba   
Wednesday, 08 December 2010 11:43

Between the ever-improving music scene and Maiden Alley, Paducah’s got music and film geeks covered, but the area’s also getting better for garden variety geeks. For those of us who read comic books, play games, and probably know a little too much about Buffy the Vampire Slayer for our own good, there’s a lot of cool stuff going on.

The big news for comic and game fans this month is that after over 20 years on Broadway, Crash Comics is moving. The new location at 1201 Kentucky Avenue is a lot bigger than the current store, so there will be a lot more room for back issues, toys, and games--they’ve already bought up a few toy collections and are looking into stocking Warhammer to fill some of the extra shelf space. There’s also going to be more room for in-store gaming, which will hopefully mean more tournaments and demos. Lorne and Brent have been working on the new place for a couple of weeks and plan to have everything ready by December 1st. Follow them on Twitter or Facebook for up-to-the minute news about the new place, and probably some moving sales at the old place--I’m sure they won’t want to have to move everything.

While Crash’s new gaming area will hopefully give geeks more opportunities to waste time, there are already quite a few options in the area including places to play video games, semi-regular Magic:The Gathering Tournaments, Quilt City OGRE game nights, the Superman Festival and Comic City Comic Con in Metropolis, the Zombie Walk, and even a Star Fleet chapter for the Trekkies. For Gamers, the Quilty City OGREs recently hosted the first Camp Oggie, where OGRE members from at least 4 states spend the weekend at Camp Roy C. Manchester hanging out, playing games, and shitting in a glorified hole in the ground. Gamers who don’t mind a bit of a drive should also check out Egypt Wars and Little Egypt Wars, two gaming conventions organized by Castle Perilous Games in Carbondale. There are also plenty of geek events a little further out, in Nashville and St. Louis. My favorite is Archon, a science fiction and gaming con in St. Louis, and not just because they’ve got free beer.

For anime fans, Paducah’s the home of OMGCon, which features costuming, video rooms, panels, special guests from the world of anime, and lots of other cool stuff. Since I’m not a huge fan of big eyes, small mouths, and tentacle rape, I almost skipped OMGCon, but since it’s right in town and I’m pretty much a whore when it comes to shilling product, I signed up to run some games, half-expecting either empty tables or a bunch of people who would rather be playing D&D. In the end, I was glad I did: the game room was packed all weekend, all three games of QAGS (my company’s game) were full and lots of fun, and I got the chance to watch a table full of seemingly mentally stable adults decorate My Little Ponies as part of the “Create Your Own Laser Pony Workshop” that the OGREs put together. The con keeps growing and improving, so make plans to check it out next year.

In addition to consumers of geek culture, the Paducah area has a growing number of people who are creating things for other geeks to enjoy. We’ve got comic creators (Lindsay and James Hornby, who Bella interviewed last month), horror novelist Molly Harper, some guys who make zombie movies, and of course small press role-playing juggernaut Hex Games, whose release schedule for next year includes revolutionary products like Roller Girls Vs. and Hobomancer: The Unbecoming (see? I’ll pimp stuff at the drop of a hat). Paducah is also the headquarters for the OGREs (Organization of Gamers and Role-Playing Enthusiasts), a national gaming non-profit that includes over 20 chapter in something like 11 states, and keeps growing steadily. The OGREs will be launching their new web site (designed by the webmaster for Bazooka and Paducah Promotions (See? common fucking whore)) before the end of the year. Right now the best-known Kentucky geeks--people like fantasy artist Larry Elmore and comic book author Robert Kirkman--are from the central part of the state, but Paducah seems to be gearing up to give the golden triangle a run for its money in the geek department.

 
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