Whew! The latest issue is out, and thank freakin god. It's at all the usual spots like Roof Brothers, Crash Comics, The Star, Fat Moe's, Spirit Shoppe, Global Wine and Spirits, Wagner Wine and Spirits, Cheers, Sacred Ink, Jolly Roger Tattoo, The Pickle. Feelin Groovy, Pirate's Reef Pets, Creatures of Habit, the Smoke Shops in Lone Oak and Leeder Bottoms, and even a few new places like Tailgatrors in Metropolis.

Tonight I will be at Cheers in Paducah, and we're having Bazooka Bitches Night Out: Bella's Bachelorette Party, complete with Tough Sexy Man Contest, Sex Toy Ladies, and the Penis Luge. It's going to be insane. If you missed the Full Moon in June party and heard all the rumors about boob-flashing and general craziness, don't miss this one.

For any guys who participate the Tough Sexy Man Contest (or Tough Sexy Motherfucker contest, as I like to call it) - we're offering $2 Jack Daniels and Jim Beam shots for the rest of the night. I also picked up some cool deer antlers for trophies, so you can show all your buddies that you are the sexiest motherfucker in Paducah.

For all the Ladies, we have so much I don't even know where to start! Charmayne at Cheers has spent a fortune buying every penis-shaped object in town. We have penis straws for the first 50 ladies who show up in any kind of Bachelorette party gear, plus games like "Pin the Dick on the Hunk" and the penis toss. Our lovely Sexs Toy ladies are providing some great gift baskets with adult toys galore for the winners!

And of course, there's the Penis Luge. Holy shit! It really is an ice sculpture of a man's nether regions and totally anatomically correct. You pour a shot into the hip and drink from the tip! I watched some videos of it being used at bars, and let me tell you - this will be blackmail material for years to come.

We also have a 6 ft tall inflatable penis for us girls to pass around, sign, and ride on. And we even have a ton of penis ballons! lol Seriously, it's like penis crazy in there. I didn't know they made so many penis-shaped things.

Anyway - it will be girls and gay men only from 10 - 11:30, and the guys can hang out in the pool room and listen to us scream.

Okay - I gotta get going! You guys come out and see me tonight, check out my Facebook Page - Bella Bazooka - for more details! Love you!